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本帖最后由 fanzhen0019 于 2010-7-25 22:16 编辑
kafds话痨确认 我他吗不翻译了 头晕
好人 复制一下 哪位闲的蛋疼可以翻译
对于PsYxOpAt的回复他都不超过3行
Title: Interview with  kafds
Author:  PsYxOpAt
Category:  Interview
Date: 25.07.2010 16:50
PsYxOpAt: Hello freak, please introduce yourself.
kafds: Hello, Mr. psychopath. I am an 18-year-old student studying the noble art of becoming an electrician in a vocational school located in Helsinki, Vallila. I was born in Halloween and when I have my birthdays I have twice the fun without having the need to wear any masks to shock people with my deformed face.
PsYxOpAt: When did you decide to join the dark side of KZ world?
kafds: My transition from regular shooting to jumping took some time. When I hadn't heard anything about Hide 'n' Seek, Kreedz or longjumping a friend of mine joined to a Hide 'n' Seek-server and I followed him to this intriguing server. In that server most players were very inexperienced and I had a lot of fun playing there, because there were no overpowering opponents like there are now. I was playing with the name "billybob" before I was introduced to HNS, and my friend was called "mestari rotta" (English: master rat) and I wanted to have a similar nickname as he had so I decided to hit my keyboard with my left hand and what I got out of that was the letter combination "kafds". After that my name was kafdsrotta and through years it shaped up to its simple & current form: kafds. Anyways, back to the Hide 'n' Seek-story... my friends started losing their interest from the scene and I started playing alone, that's when I met KeltA. KeltA introduced me to Kreedz and longjumping - things I hadn't tried at all even though I had played HNS for almost 2 months. Well, soon Hide 'n' Seek got boring and I started playing Kreedz with KeltA.
PsYxOpAt: Tell us something about you. What type of a personality are you?
kafds: A split personality. My personality is simply split into various different sections which I pick depending what my company is. Most of the time I am a funny, lazy and a talkative yet an asocial type of a guy - I don't like spending time with my friends, instead I like spending time alone, or together with my hand(s). When I get frustrated I tend to become extremely aggressive, even violent in some cases. If I get mad at a family member I don't let him know about it until he/she finds his/her pet skinned alive, or his/her computer destroyed. I can also be a very polite and a well-mannered person, which is the personality I assume in "important situations" and with my extremely controlling tyrant grand parents. I also have separate internet personalities, sometimes I tend to troll around and annoy people (almost always) and sometimes I help people and then betray them.
PsYxOpAt: Why do you write such big comments/posts at CC, and sometimes at XJ?
kafds: Hmm, I really have no idea! My big comments in demo releases (and in that one BOTW/ROTW) are just things for people to laugh and wonder at. Writing these long comments can also keep your brains distracted from all the misery and sorrow in your life. Sometimes I wonder myself why I do it, but I can't find a proper answer and I just keep writing them.
PsYxOpAt: What is the source of inspiration for writing such big comments?
kafds: There is no real source of inspiration, except the players' runs' which are always exceptionally superb and amazing. The work of the demo admins is also a good pat on the back, its great to see dedicated admins doing releases even as often as twice a day.
PsYxOpAt: Are you satisfied with the work of the CC admins?
kafds: Yes, I am very satisfied. So far I've seen so many unique and ingenious ideas being fulfilled and brought through here that many of the top communities have fallen behind. For me Cosy-Climbing is the top #1 KZ community due to the dedication of the admins, the activity of the recorders and the simple layout of the page is very pleasing to the spectators eye.
PsYxOpAt: Who is the biggest star at CC at the moment?
kafds: Well, I think there are tons of stars in the sky and tons of stars in Cosy-Climbing. Almost every recorder and admin is about as luminous as VY Canis Majoris, but there have to be people standing out as the R136a1's of this community. Currently I am extremely pleased by the achievements of  M1cKy due to his indomitable activity, and the fact that he was the first person to break 10,000 KZ Points. I would also have to say, that  fizik has been doing an amazing job as an admin here. He has spent a lot of time for making demo releases at a very fast rate. Still, there are other truly great players and admins here, and this question is a really hard one to answer.
PsYxOpAt: Don't you think it's weird to have all active members in the site in your friends list?
kafds: I can't deny the fact that it does feel rather surprising to have so many friends (or "friends") here. I remember when I had 0-3 friends here, and I noticed that some other person had approximately 30 friends. I immediately wanted to beat him and proceeded on to send a friend request to every single member of this community - manually. It was a pretty rough job to send one for everyone, but eventually it paid out as I was the first person to break the limit of a 100 friends and 1000 friends. Perhaps there should be a hall of fame with my name down there... cough cough.
PsYxOpAt: Were you serious when you wrote this message to Nikola? The message in Bash.
kafds: Some of it is true, almost all to be completely honest. The cops did arrive to the scene, and it was because I said I would either kill myself or "him". My both brothers are depressed, as am I. I am also very sorry for this situation on behalf of everyone involved in it, including myself. There was a thread in a Finnish forum about the subject "what is the most painful way of dying?" and I really did reply there, that life is the pain and death is what releases you from all the misery you've gone through, I think that's right even though it might sound "extreme". Well, as I said most of it is true, perhaps the only thing that isn't is the fact that this happens on a weekly basis - its more like monthly.
PsYxOpAt: Have you had other nicks?
kafds: As I said earlier I used to play with the nickname billybob before this one. I also had toooons of other nicknames and I wasn't bound to either one of them for a particularily long period. The first nickname I can remember was [BoC] Nortti, I used it for quite long and then I changed it to kei from which I changed my name to flez-. I had many other names, too, but I simply can't remember all of them. kafds is what matters!
PsYxOpAt: Do you have any hobbies?
kafds: I don't know if you can call masturbation or drinking Pepsi Max a hobby, but if you could they wouldn't be my hobbies - they would be my god damn PROFESSIONS! Imagine masturbating as a professional. Occasionally I take a walk in the forest, its because of a promise I made to a girl I used like very much but she never knew I liked her. I was talking to her in Messenger one day years ago, and she said she was going to go jogging, and I said "yeah I'll go with you" and she said I wouldn't be able to keep up with her to which I replied "some day I will, and when I catch you I will rape you continuously".
PsYxOpAt: Do you like zooporn?
kafds:: That's a very good question, but I am afraid I can't give you a very good answer for it. I've gone through so much shit in my life that nothing really shocks me anymore, seeing videos of suicides or any kind or something as simple as zooporn doesn't even make me flinch. I can't say I like it, I don't have a fetish for animals, but I can definitely wank at it. Who couldn't enjoy seeing a massive 45 centimeter horse penis penetrating a 160 centimeter 18-year-old girl? I wouldn't pay to see zooporn but I did register to a site once. I was annoyed that I couldn't view more than 10 clips a day as a guest, I wanted to see all kinds of videos with different animals so I decided to register and try dig out the rarest animals seen in porn industry. I did find some rather interesting things while on my voyage for the sexiest animal on earth. Shortly said: I don't like it, but I don't get traumatized when I see it like  koukouz did.
PsYxOpAt: Nikola is?
kafds: I could answer "the meaning of life" and to the next question I could simply answer Nikola, but I won't because it would be a silly answer. I don't know Nikola very well, and he doesn't know me very well either. I don't know if we get along at all, but at least I have him in Friends at Steam. Perhaps Nikola is simply a friend of mine. I will also have to apologize him for my emo-rant earlier, when I told him I hate him. You're alright!
PsYxOpAt: What is the meaning of life?
kafds: Life is a meaningless coincidence. There is no meaning in life, and if we had a meaning we currently lived for it would be being a PEST. A universe, or should I say "multiverse", is an unbelievably impossible and an indescribable entirety caused by a major fluke. Existence would be better off without life, but if there was no life there wouldn't be anyone knowing about this. Even if a thing existed and there was no one to know about it, it really does not exist.
PsYxOpAt: Do you want to say something to someone? Any shoutouts?
kafds: Yes, I would like to say a lot of things to a lot of people, but perhaps I will just say hello to someone, because if I went on and shouted out everyone I remembered I would still forget people and they'd be mad at me. The only person I will choose is the person I care the most of: KeltA. HELLO! |
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