XJ新发布的2张地图

SiMen.beambean

2张都是美国出的的,是KZ正式图,一张金字塔,攀登的.另一张是研究室,连跳的.

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附:XJ的2则笑话

1.撒旦降临教堂

  一个星期日早上,明亮而美丽的小镇里的每一个人起床后,都去教堂了.

  当仪式还没开始时,大家都坐在凳子上相互交谈着他们的生活和家庭等等...突然,魔鬼撒旦出现了,人人都尖叫着,疯狂的蹂躏着其他人跑向出口,远离魔鬼.

  不久人们都跑光了,只有一个男人冷静的坐在椅子上,对着这个上帝的敌人不以为意.撒旦有点困惑了,他走到男人面前说:"知道我是谁吗?"  "当然知道了"

  撒旦接着问道,"你难道就不怕我吗?"

  "一点都不怕"

  撒旦有些混乱了,质问道:"你为什么不怕我?"

  男人冷静的说道:"我和你妹妹已经结婚25年了."



2.比尔盖茨参观地狱

  撒旦对盖茨说:欢迎你,盖茨先生,我们一直在等你,以后这就是你永远的家了.当你活着时,你是个贪婪,自私的人,还是个大骗子.现在趁着我高兴,我可以给你选择3个不同的地方永远的呆着.

  撒旦带着盖茨来到一个燃烧的湖边,里面有无数的灵魂在受折磨和煎熬.然后他又带盖茨来到一个很大的竞技场,里面有上万人被狮子追捕和吞没.最后,上帝带着盖茨来到一个小房间里.桌子上有瓶上好的酒.而且比尔高兴的发现,房间角落有一台电脑,他毫不犹豫的说:我就选这个房间了."

  "很好",撒旦让比尔进了房间,锁上了门.

  当他回过头是,看到了鲁西法 (Lucifer,魔鬼的手下). 鲁西法叫道:"那是比尔盖茨啊,你为什么给他最好的房间?"

  撒旦窃笑道:"每个人都是这么想的".

  "瓶子其实是有个洞的"

  "那电脑呢?"

  撒旦笑道:"那只是Windows 95系统! 不仅如此,还少了3个按键."

  "哪3个"

  "Control, Alt 和 Delete."   (Ctrl +Alt+ Del)


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嘿嘿,不知道大家看懂了没有.

qq2137972

点不了啊  

v.c︱y_Y

去新地图发布LS的

SiMen.beambean

哈哈,笑话真搞笑.

原文:

Satan vists the church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."


Number of the Beast


Bill Gates visits Hell
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

v.c︱y_Y

笨笨辛苦了 翻译这么长 我说刚才杂不说话呢

zhongcaoyao

T_T 看不懂,早知道昨天再晚点睡,就能第1时间看了.

xiaosb123

看不懂啊，谁来解释一下

whhwkx5988

我想知道撒旦的妹妹叫什么

Simen.OLAY

又有新图~~
郁闷~~

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男人冷静的说道:"我和你妹妹已经结婚25年了."